Where Has All the Fandom Gone?

by Tavin Springfingers

Sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?", with apologies to the Kingston Trio.

Where has all the fandom gone
Long time passing
Where has all the fandom gone
Long time ago
Where has all the fandom gone
Turned Bitter Dinos, every one

When will they ever learn,
when will they ever learn

Where have all the Dinos gone
Long time passing
Where have all the Dinos gone
Long time ago
Where have all the Dinos gone
Tired of plot holes, every one

When will they ever learn,
when will they ever learn

Where have all the plot holes gone
Long time passing
Where have all the plot holes gone
Long time ago
Where have all the plot holes gone
Published as novels, every one

When will they ever learn,
when will they ever learn

Where have all the novels gone
Long time passing
Where have all the novels gone
Long time ago
Where have all the novels gone
Mauled by the fandom, every one

When will they ever learn,
when will they ever learn.

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