Kender in the Sky with Monkeys

by Crown-Keeper

With apologies to the Beatles. The name says it all: kender in the sky with monkeys. Although I do not condone drug abuse, kender abuse, or monkey abuse. Well, maybe a little monkey abuse...

Magic yourself with a gnome in a river
With smithereens of trees
And hoopak filled skies
Somebody borrows from you
You anger quite quickly
A kender with pouches for eyes
Bright colored leggings of yellow and green
Towering over your legs
Look for the kender with pouches for eyes
And he's gone

Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Borrowed it down at a castle by the Tower
Where black-robe clad people
Eat kender-filled pies
All of them smile
As you run after kender
Who grow so incredibly high
Mt. Nevermind gnomes
Appear with their flingers
Waiting to throw you away
Lie on your back with your head in your arms
And you're gone

Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Magic yourself in his brain
Taking rations
With big funky topnots
With trinkets that rise
Suddenly someone comes there to the large pile
The kender with pouches for eyes

Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Kender in the sky, with monkeys
Kender in the sky, with monkeys

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