Gilean the Tah-Hat-Too'd Diety

by Jeff Grubb

To the tune of "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" (With apologies to Groucho Marx).

Oh Gilean, oh Gilean
He's encyclopedian
He's Gilien the Tah-Hat-Too'd Diety
The Fall of Palanthas is etched on his thighs
On the side of his shin you behold Sturm's demise
If he drops his socks you can see Raistlin's eyes!
You can learn
A lot
From Gilean!

(From the alt.fan.dragonlance newsgroup, October 28, 2002.)

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