Hit the Road Tas

by Trampas Whiteman

(A parody of "Hit the Road Jack", with apologies to Ray Charles.)

(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more)
What you say?
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more)

Woah, kender, oh kender, don't taunt me so mean
You're the fastest old kender that I've ever seen
I guess if you said so
Off on wanderlust we go (That's right)

(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more)
What you say?
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more)

Now Burrfoot, listen, Burrfoot, don'tcha treat me this-a way
Cause I'll grab back my pouches some day
(Don't really think that you understood)
(Saying I must have dropped it just ain't no good)
Well, I guess if you say so
Off on wanderlust we go (That's right)

(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Hit the road, Tas and don't you come back no more)

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